GopherM
Darwin was right
Sorry if this has been posted already...still funny even if it is a repeat.
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to
get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt
them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with
you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband > calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm
driving.'
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her
husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some
more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to
get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be
CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt
them.. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE
SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with
you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband > calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm
driving.'