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    Sick Leave

    I urgently needed a few
    days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take
    leave.

    I thought that maybe if
    I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So I hung upside-down
    on the ceiling and made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's
    blonde) asked me what I was doing.

    I told her that I was
    pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and
    give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the
    Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you
    doing?'

    I told him I was a
    light bulb.

    He said, 'You are
    clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of
    days.'

    I jumped down and
    walked out of the office...

    When my co-worker (the
    blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're
    going?!'

    She said,
    'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

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