GWguy
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I urgently needed a few
days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take
leave.
I thought that maybe if
I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down
on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's
blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and
give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the
Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you
doing?'
I told him I was a
light bulb.
He said, 'You are
clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days.'
I jumped down and
walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're
going?!'
She said,
'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take
leave.
I thought that maybe if
I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down
on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's
blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was
pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and
give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the
Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you
doing?'
I told him I was a
light bulb.
He said, 'You are
clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of
days.'
I jumped down and
walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're
going?!'
She said,
'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.'
