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    Darwin was right GopherM's Avatar
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    Help For Stressful Life

    As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington, the Middle East, FL & TX, Puerto Rico, with Trump, Health Care, Taxes, Fox News, the NFL, the downgrading of our military, Syrian refugees, terrorists and illegals infiltrating our borders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:

    NEED HELP?
    CALL JESUS
    1-800-555-3787

    Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower…….
    Some days it hardly seems worth the effort to gnaw through the restraints!

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    ya should have just posted this is Life in SOMD, that was not a racist comment !!! LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL

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    Darwin was right GopherM's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MADPEBS1 View Post
    ya should have just posted this is Life in SOMD, that was not a racist comment !!! LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
    I didn't think it was racist but was afraid that with some of the intellectuals here might call the number if it was on one of the other links.
    Some days it hardly seems worth the effort to gnaw through the restraints!

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