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    Yard Trimmings and Leaves are a Good Enough Reason for a Beat Down ?

    By Monday, The New York Times had all but concluded that the attack was not political. "Is Landscaping Drama at the Root of Rand Paul’s Assault?" the paper wrote. D'oh! Landscaping! Of course!

    "Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings, newly planted saplings and unraked leaves," the paper of record wrote.

    GQ magazine used the Times story as a vehicle to write a piece titled: "Rand Paul Sounds Like the Worst Guy to Have as a Neighbor."

    "Well, it turns out that Rand Paul is a bit of an ####### about his yard," the Gentlemen's Quarterly author wrote (not so gentlemanly).

    So now the recurring theme is Paul's a bad neighbor who — at least in the eyes of GQ — might've deserved a beat down.

    But a new report says all that might be all wrong.



    Rand Paul's Neighbors Say Landscaping Issues Didn't Prompt Violent Attack


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    well let me get a baseball bat and go pummel my neighbor over the fence
    Weíre tempted to suggest a conspiracy here ó but itís just liberals agreeing yet again that conservatives have hidden, evil motives, because modern liberals simply canít conceive of any other reason to disagree with the liberal consensus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GURPS View Post
    By Monday, The New York Times had all but concluded that the attack was not political. "Is Landscaping Drama at the Root of Rand Paul’s Assault?" the paper wrote. D'oh! Landscaping! Of course!

    "Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings, newly planted saplings and unraked leaves," the paper of record wrote.

    GQ magazine used the Times story as a vehicle to write a piece titled: "Rand Paul Sounds Like the Worst Guy to Have as a Neighbor."

    "Well, it turns out that Rand Paul is a bit of an ####### about his yard," the Gentlemen's Quarterly author wrote (not so gentlemanly).

    So now the recurring theme is Paul's a bad neighbor who — at least in the eyes of GQ — might've deserved a beat down.

    But a new report says all that might be all wrong.



    Rand Paul's Neighbors Say Landscaping Issues Didn't Prompt Violent Attack


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    well let me get a baseball bat and go pummel my neighbor over the fence
    Dirty Harry got his got his light put out by a pissed off rubber band.
    ‎"I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake"

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    What's happened to GQ?? When did they go progbot gay? It was probably always there - I mean, men's fashion, come on. It's just surprising how much they sound like Cosmopolitan and Elle lately.
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