By Monday, The New York Times had all but concluded that the attack was not political. "Is Landscaping Drama at the Root of Rand Paul’s Assault?" the paper wrote. D'oh! Landscaping! Of course!
"Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings, newly planted saplings and unraked leaves," the paper of record wrote.
GQ magazine used the Times story as a vehicle to write a piece titled: "Rand Paul Sounds Like the Worst Guy to Have as a Neighbor."
"Well, it turns out that Rand Paul is a bit of an ####### about his yard," the Gentlemen's Quarterly author wrote (not so gentlemanly).
So now the recurring theme is Paul's a bad neighbor who — at least in the eyes of GQ — might've deserved a beat down.
But a new report says all that might be all wrong.
Rand Paul's Neighbors Say Landscaping Issues Didn't Prompt Violent Attack
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well let me get a baseball bat and go pummel my neighbor over the fence
"Competing explanations of the origins of the drama cited stray yard clippings, newly planted saplings and unraked leaves," the paper of record wrote.
GQ magazine used the Times story as a vehicle to write a piece titled: "Rand Paul Sounds Like the Worst Guy to Have as a Neighbor."
"Well, it turns out that Rand Paul is a bit of an ####### about his yard," the Gentlemen's Quarterly author wrote (not so gentlemanly).
So now the recurring theme is Paul's a bad neighbor who — at least in the eyes of GQ — might've deserved a beat down.
But a new report says all that might be all wrong.
Rand Paul's Neighbors Say Landscaping Issues Didn't Prompt Violent Attack
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well let me get a baseball bat and go pummel my neighbor over the fence