Navy Chief

GopherM

Darwin was right
A Navy chief is walking through the hallways in the pentagon, when an Air Force general, from behind, says, "Excuse me, sergeant."
The chief keeps walking.
The general repeats, "Excuse me, sergeant."
The chief keeps walking.
The general YELLS " EXCUSE ME, SERGEANT!" and grabs the chief by the shoulder.
The chief whirls around, and gives the general the stinkeye.
The general asks the chief, "Why didn't you respond when I addressed you?"
The chief replies, "Sir, I'm not a sergeant, I'm a chief petty officer."
The general then says, "Well, if you were in the Air Force, you'd be a sergeant."
Not missing a beat, the chief replies, "No sir, if I were in the Air Force, I'd be a general."
 
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