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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    Well, that hurt. I went back to bed and had a good cry.

    After a couple of shots of quetillia, I think I might be able to manage to finish out the day. Damn sun is in my eyes.

    And I lost my pants.
    Tequila makes your clothes fall off?
    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseRed View Post
    Tequila makes your clothes fall off?
    There ya go. Someone gets it.
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    Well, that hurt. I went back to bed and had a good cry.

    After a couple of shots of quetillia, I think I might be able to manage to finish out the day. Damn sun is in my eyes.

    And I lost my pants.
    I felt so much remorse for my earlier post that I went and steamed you up a mess of oysters.

    But then I didn't call or text you.

    So I ate 'em all.
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    "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." - J. Stalin

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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    There ya go. Someone gets it.
    There is a reason I don't do shots!
    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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