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    Modern Problems.
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    The mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law,
    Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
    “What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.
    “What happened? I’ll tell you what happened!
    I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from
    my fishing trip. I get home … and guess what I found? Your daughter,
    my wife, Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is
    unforgivable! The end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”
    “Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law.
    “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do
    such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to
    her immediately and find out what happened.”
    Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.
    “Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation………….

    She never got your email!”
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    When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties, but you failed."
    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
    The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.
    As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
    Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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