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    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

    He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

    The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

    The robot slaps the son.

    The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

    Son says, "Toy Story."

    The robot slaps the son again.

    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

    Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

    The robot slaps the father!

    Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

    The robot slaps the mother.

    Robot for sale.
    "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." - J. Stalin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilligan View Post
    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.

    He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.

    The son says, "I did some schoolwork."

    The robot slaps the son.

    The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"

    Son says, "Toy Story."

    The robot slaps the son again.

    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching Stormy Daniels movies."

    Dad says," What? At your age I didn't even know what dirty movies were."

    The robot slaps the father!

    Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."

    The robot slaps the mother.

    Robot for sale.
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    "If You Don’t Read the Newspaper You Are Uninformed, If You Do Read the Newspaper You Are Misinformed." - Mark Twain

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