Men Just Received The Best Scientific Advice in History

GURPS

INGSOC
PREMO Member
1. Stare at boobs.

Downey points out, “Staring at boobs creates a positive mindset in men … A 2012 study, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, looked at the effects positive thinking had on men’s health. After a year, positive thinking had a powerful effect on health choices.”

Downey notes that over half of the men who had coronary heart disease but thought positively upped their exercise, as opposed to 37% who did not think positively; similar results were found among men with high blood pressure.

So far, so good.

2. Have lots of sex.

Downey quoted a study in the BMJ finding sex could cut men’s mortality rate in half. She notes succinctly, “In the study, life expectancy increased by three to eight years in the group who reported more orgasms.”

This is good.

3. Get married.

Downey writes, “A survey of more than 127,000 Americans found men who got married after they were 25 were likely to live longer than those who married young.”

Also, the chances of #2 and #1 increase radically.




Men Just Received The Best Scientific Advice in History
 

Bird Dog

Bird Dog
PREMO Member
1. Stare at boobs.

Downey points out, “Staring at boobs creates a positive mindset in men … A 2012 study, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, looked at the effects positive thinking had on men’s health. After a year, positive thinking had a powerful effect on health choices.”

Downey notes that over half of the men who had coronary heart disease but thought positively upped their exercise, as opposed to 37% who did not think positively; similar results were found among men with high blood pressure.

So far, so good.

2. Have lots of sex.

Downey quoted a study in the BMJ finding sex could cut men’s mortality rate in half. She notes succinctly, “In the study, life expectancy increased by three to eight years in the group who reported more orgasms.”

This is good.

3. Get married.

Downey writes, “A survey of more than 127,000 Americans found men who got married after they were 25 were likely to live longer than those who married young.”

Also, the chances of #2 and #1 increase radically.




Men Just Received The Best Scientific Advice in History


I obviously have made some good life choices.......just sayin'
 
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