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    Don't Mess With Granny

    Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
    Officer: Maíam, you were speeding.
    Older Woman: Oh, I see.
    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    Older Woman: Iíd give it to you but I donít have one.
    Officer: Donít have one?
    Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
    Officer: I seeÖ.Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Older Woman: I canít do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Older Woman: I stole this car.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
    The officer stared at the woman and slowly backed away to call for backup. Minutes later, five police cars had surrounded the vehicle and a senior officer approached the woman with his gun drawn.
    Officer 2: Maíam, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
    Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
    Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
    Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please.
    The woman opens the trunk, showing them that it was totally empty.
    Officer 2: Is this your car, maíam?
    Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the cop.. The officer examines the license, and he looks quite puzzled.
    Officer 2: Thank you maíam, one of my officers told me you didnít have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
    Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
    Moral: Donít mess with little old ladies!
    Je suis prest

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