https://www.google.com/amp/www.orla...egs-in-pool-david-whitley-0529-story,amp.html
Someone should have drowned that heffer.
Someone should have drowned that heffer.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.orla...egs-in-pool-david-whitley-0529-story,amp.html
Someone should have drowned that heffer.
Now, now! Be nice.
It might have been the only time MR had to take care of that personal task.
Reminds me of a float trip some friends and I took up in western MD. We're floating, drinking, fishing, etc. and come up on this group of maybe 10 people, including one particular woman who felt so at home on the river that she shaved her armpits as we floated. We held back a bit to fish and eventually came back upon this woman, now completely drunk and passed out on her tube stuck in a patch of underwater grasses along the shore and not moving. Her group apparently wasn't paying attention to little Suzy Armpits and left her ass. They were a 1/2 mile downriver on the shore waiting for her. It took a splash of water from my buddy to wake her up and get her movign again.
Reminds me of a float trip some friends and I took up in western MD. We're floating, drinking, fishing, etc. and come up on this group of maybe 10 people, including one particular woman who felt so at home on the river that she shaved her armpits as we floated. We held back a bit to fish and eventually came back upon this woman, now completely drunk and passed out on her tube stuck in a patch of underwater grasses along the shore and not moving. Her group apparently wasn't paying attention to little Suzy Armpits and left her ass. They were a 1/2 mile downriver on the shore waiting for her. It took a splash of water from my buddy to wake her up and get her movign again.
At least she was in a body of water that was moving and not a damn pool.
What is it about Orlando? They've become the East Coast California, where the fruits and nuts gravitate.
What is it about Orlando? They've become the East Coast California, where the fruits and nuts gravitate.
It does seem that a lot of crazy stuff happens in that area. How did no one say anything to this woman? People like this need to be eliminated from the gene pool.
If not from the gene pool, at least from the swimming pool.
If not from the gene pool, at least from the swimming pool.
That was probably the tamest thing she did that day.
They got the story out to soon, she moved on to mowing a landing strip later.