Driver allegedly poops on another man in fit of road rage

[Misfit]

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehigh-county/index.ssf/2018/06/road_rage_defecation.html

Two drivers got into an argument. Then things got messy.

Henry George Weaver, of New Tripoli, faces a harassment charge after he allegedly, well ...

"The accused and the victim got into a road rage argument, leading the accused to defecate on the victim," Pennsylvania State Police said in a succinct news release.

 

[Kyle]

It must really suck to be a cop.

 

[SamSpade]

How did THAT happen? Was this projectile poop, or is he just a VERY fast pooper?

Someone else who commented had the same thought ---

"Forget THAT he did this, HOW did he do this? No, I don't want to know the answer, but it sounds like it takes black belt skills. "

This weekend my daughter observed on a movie - how do people get hit by a falling tree? Can't they just step out of the way, instead of trying to outrun it?
Seriously, how do you get into a fight where someone poops on you?

 

[Kyle]

How did THAT happen? Was this projectile poop, or is he just a VERY fast pooper?

Taco Bell and a roll of Mentos?

 

[RoseRed]

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/lehigh-county/index.ssf/2018/06/road_rage_defecation.html

I knew you wouldn't let us down!

 

[SamSpade]

Taco Bell and a roll of Mentos?

My middle kid has this thing about tacos and/or Taco Bell.
I think she thinks all flatulence begins with a taco.