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    You'd go to jail for this gemma_rae's Avatar
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    Head

    A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs
    the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is
    just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he
    can, with love and compassion.

    After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad
    takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
    orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
    patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in
    disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.


    Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then
    bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink
    again. The patrons chant "Take another drink!"

    The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip!
    Plop!! Two arms pop out.

    The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
    drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another
    drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to
    polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the
    amazing scenes.


    By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches
    down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two
    legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.


    The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy
    stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to
    the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs
    over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.


    The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,

    *

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    "He should've quit when he was a head!"
    Don't f**k with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo. ~ Joan Crawford

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    Awww...knew I had seen Gemma Rae's sense of humor out here before, you used to be ClubbingBabySeals, didn't you?

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    You'd go to jail for this gemma_rae's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grumpy View Post
    Awww...knew I had seen Gemma Rae's sense of humor out here before, you used to be ClubbingBabySeals, didn't you?
    Nope. I looked him/her up and their last activity was June 2010, I've been here since January 2009. I can't be their MPD either, because I'm already supposed to be Littlelady's MPD.

    Sorry Grumpy
    Don't f**k with me fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo. ~ Joan Crawford

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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    "It's nice to be important but it's also important to be nice."

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