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    El Toro

    Brought over from Military Life.

    So the big tall Texan walks into the cantina in Old Mexico, and asks what's on the menu.
    "Today's special, senor, is mountain oyster, very fresh!"
    So he orders up a serving. They're the best thing he's had in a very long time! So he asks exactly what a "mountain oyster" is.
    "Senor, it is the testicles of the bull killed in the arena by the Matador today!"
    Well not exactly home cooking, but the big tall Texan wasn't home, and they WERE right tasty

    So the next time the big tall Texan is in town, he stops at the same cantina. Asks if more of those mountain oysters were to be had.
    "Si senor, they'll be right up. Very fresh!"
    When served, the big tall Texan remarked that these mountain oysters were much smaller than the ones he had before.
    "Senor, sometimes the bull, he wins."
    Which part of "...shall not be infringed." do you not understand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by edinsomd View Post
    Brought over from Military Life.

    So the big tall Texan walks into the cantina in Old Mexico, and asks what's on the menu.
    "Today's special, senor, is mountain oyster, very fresh!"
    So he orders up a serving. They're the best thing he's had in a very long time! So he asks exactly what a "mountain oyster" is.
    "Senor, it is the testicles of the bull killed in the arena by the Matador today!"
    Well not exactly home cooking, but the big tall Texan wasn't home, and they WERE right tasty

    So the next time the big tall Texan is in town, he stops at the same cantina. Asks if more of those mountain oysters were to be had.
    "Si senor, they'll be right up. Very fresh!"
    When served, the big tall Texan remarked that these mountain oysters were much smaller than the ones he had before.
    "Senor, sometimes the bull, he wins."

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    Then they all went deep sea fishing.
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