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    Peanuts

    An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. He says thanks, takes them, and happily starts munching.

    Every few minutes the lady gives him some more peanuts.

    Finally he says, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
    She replies, "Because I can't chew. See? I don't have my teeth in."
    Driver asks, "Then why do you buy them?"
    The lady says, "Because I really like the chocolate around them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. He says thanks, takes them, and happily starts munching.

    Every few minutes the lady gives him some more peanuts.

    Finally he says, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
    She replies, "Because I can't chew. See? I don't have my teeth in."
    Driver asks, "Then why do you buy them?"
    The lady says, "Because I really like the chocolate around them."
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    That ^.
    "I've got to start eating at home more" - J. Dahmer

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    I read that just as I was about to have dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    An old lady offers the bus driver some peanuts. He says thanks, takes them, and happily starts munching.

    Every few minutes the lady gives him some more peanuts.

    Finally he says, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"
    She replies, "Because I can't chew. See? I don't have my teeth in."
    Driver asks, "Then why do you buy them?"
    The lady says, "Because I really like the chocolate around them."

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