Chris0nllyn
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https://local.theonion.com/man-who-has-never-seen-horseshoe-crab-before-understand-1827116432“Jesus Christ! Somebody, help! I don’t know what this thing is, but I think it’s about to charge me. Everybody, clear the beach right now!” At press time, Zeller looked helplessly, his face a waxen rictus of atavistic horror, as the chthonic manifestation of all mankind’s most ancient fears blindly nudged an abandoned pink flip-flop.