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    Man has never seen horeshoe crab freaks out

    ďJesus Christ! Somebody, help! I donít know what this thing is, but I think itís about to charge me. Everybody, clear the beach right now!Ē At press time, Zeller looked helplessly, his face a waxen rictus of atavistic horror, as the chthonic manifestation of all mankindís most ancient fears blindly nudged an abandoned pink flip-flop.
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    Looks photoshopped to me. Hows Australia mate, any shrimp on the barbie yet ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmygdaughters View Post
    Looks photoshopped to me. Hows Australia mate, any shrimp on the barbie yet ??
    What gave it away?

    I'm back home now. Only spent 2.5 days there, about the same amount of time I was traveling. Spent 90% of my time on business but got to walk around the city I was in for a bit. Nothing exciting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris0nllyn View Post
    What gave it away?

    I'm back home now. Only spent 2.5 days there, about the same amount of time I was traveling. Spent 90% of my time on business but got to walk around the city I was in for a bit. Nothing exciting.
    Oh, well welcome back!! Long flight for 2.5 days I would imagine!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmygdaughters View Post
    Oh, well welcome back!! Long flight for 2.5 days I would imagine!!
    Thanks!

    It was horrible.

    Almost 19,000 miles flown, 38 hours in flight, 10+ hours in airports, but a #### load of overtime pay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chris0nllyn View Post
    Thanks!

    It was horrible.

    Almost 19,000 miles flown, 38 hours in flight, 10+ hours in airports, but a #### load of overtime pay.
    I guess that makes it worthwhile!!

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    yeah, right, North Beach....No aliens selling pot, actual grass growing, no condoms washing up on shore....
    to demonstrate absurdity, sometimes one must be absurd

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