Guardian writer blames Trump for skipping gym

Kyle

ULTRA-F###ING-MAGA!
PREMO Member
Trump Derangement Syndrome is even worse than anyone thought: It has now made it impossible for one woman to open a jar of pickles.

The Guardian published a column Wednesday by a woman who blames President Trump for keeping her from the gym, leaving her too weak to carry groceries or open jars.


Delaney then complains of a bad meal she ate while sulking about Trump defeating Hillary Clinton and decided that she wouldn’t work out any more – somehow blaming Trump for her decision.

“My thinking about fitness changed almost overnight. In tune with the times, it became more Trump, less Obama,” Delaney wrote. “In the spirit of the Donald, I drank more bottles of Diet Coke and ate more McDonald’s.”
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Lurk

Happy Creepy Ass Cracka
I would try to help her...but my heart belongs to Tranny. :shrug:

If your parents were alive right now they'd be threatening you with some really nasty stuff that would happen if you wouldn't drop her like a viper.
 
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