Redskin cheerleader

I happened to catch a snippet of a Redskin cheerleader talking to the press. She said something like 'He started rubbing my back and I just froze; I couldn't more my limbs or anything".

My first thought was personal. 'A women of my day wouldn't have froze'.

My second thought was paternal. 'She shouldn't have exposed a vulnerability like that to the world'.

My third thought was fanciful. 'Maybe she's a android and the on/off switch is on her back'.

My fourth thought was evil. 'I wonder if she'll stay frozen long enough to make my getaway.'
 
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Hijinx

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I happened to catch a snippet of a Redskin cheerleader talking to the press. She said something like 'He started rubbing my back and I just froze; I couldn't more my limbs or anything".

My first thought was personal. 'A women of my day wouldn't have froze'.

My second thought was paternal. 'She shouldn't have exposed a vulnerability like that to the world'.

My third thought was fanciful. 'Maybe she's a android and the on/off switch is on her back'.

My fourth thought was evil. 'I wonder if she'll stay frozen long enough to make my getaway.'

Meaning we do need a little context.
 
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