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    Armless Hobo Charged in Stabbing Man Then Running with Scissors

    https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-ma...icago-tourist/

    MIAMI (AP) — A homeless Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.

    Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday. The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.

    According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and kicked him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled the scene.
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    I dunno why this came to mind....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilligan View Post
    I dunno why this came to mind....


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    So... would trying to disarm him be considered inappropriate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    So... would trying to disarm him be considered inappropriate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    So... would trying to disarm him be considered inappropriate?
    Well, we know he can't bear arms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PsyOps View Post
    Well, we know he can't bear arms.
    It's only a flesh wound.
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    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseRed View Post
    It's only a flesh wound.
    It's not easy to run with a pair of scissors between your toes.
    Last edited by Hijinx; 07-12-2018 at 08:36 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hijinx View Post
    It'snot easy to run with a pair of scissors between your toes.
    You've tried it?

    Anyway, sounds like the guy was defending himself. We should give him a hand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    You've tried it?

    Anyway, sounds like the guy was defending himself. We should give him a hand.
    He definitely needs one, bit I cannot afford to give him one of mine.

    On second thought what good is a hand if you don't have an arm to hook it to?

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