Admit it, you want this

[vraiblonde]

https://arstechnica.com/science/201...t-in-real-time-on-your-phone/?linkId=54335394

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone

The team developed an ingestible electronic capsule to monitor gas levels in the human gut. When it’s paired with a pocket-sized receiver and a mobile phone app, the pill reports tail-wind conditions in real time as it passes from the stomach to the colon.

Now when you see someone absorbed in their phone, you'll wonder if they're tracking their farts.

 

[Merlin99]

https://arstechnica.com/science/201...t-in-real-time-on-your-phone/?linkId=54335394

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone

The team developed an ingestible electronic capsule to monitor gas levels in the human gut. When it’s paired with a pocket-sized receiver and a mobile phone app, the pill reports tail-wind conditions in real time as it passes from the stomach to the colon.

Now when you see someone absorbed in their phone, you'll wonder if they're tracking their farts.

And the best part is that it's reusable.

 

[black dog]

https://arstechnica.com/science/201...t-in-real-time-on-your-phone/?linkId=54335394

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone

The team developed an ingestible electronic capsule to monitor gas levels in the human gut. When it’s paired with a pocket-sized receiver and a mobile phone app, the pill reports tail-wind conditions in real time as it passes from the stomach to the colon.

Now when you see someone absorbed in their phone, you'll wonder if they're tracking their farts.

It boggles the mind that you don't like Johnny Knoxvilles movies...
This is right up his alley....err,,ahhhhhh... Just Sayin'..

 

[littlelady]

And the best part is that it's reusable.

 

[awpitt]

https://arstechnica.com/science/201...t-in-real-time-on-your-phone/?linkId=54335394

With ingestible pill, you can track fart development in real time on your phone

The team developed an ingestible electronic capsule to monitor gas levels in the human gut. When it’s paired with a pocket-sized receiver and a mobile phone app, the pill reports tail-wind conditions in real time as it passes from the stomach to the colon.

Now when you see someone absorbed in their phone, you'll wonder if they're tracking their farts.

OMG...........

This is what happens when people have too much time on their hands.

 

[Kyle]

OMG...........

This is what happens when people have too much time on their hands.

There is also an app called Paid to Poo for calculating how much you made while on the toilet at work.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...e-pooping-at-work_us_568ed1aae4b0c8beacf65229

 

[awpitt]

There is also an app called Paid to Poo for calculating how much you made while on the toilet at work.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...e-pooping-at-work_us_568ed1aae4b0c8beacf65229

LOL

No way.... That is crazy.

 

[Kyle]

LOL

No way.... That is crazy.

One of my engineers had it on his phone and made it a point to let everyone know how much his #### was worth!

 

[awpitt]

One of my engineers had it on his phone and made it a point to let everyone know how much his #### was worth!

That is too funny.

 

[PsyOps]

There is also an app called Paid to Poo for calculating how much you made while on the toilet at work.

This gets skewed depending on how difficult the level of Word Crossy I'm on.

 

[Lurk]

OMG...........

This is what happens when people have too much time on their hands.

This technology was developed by DARPA (Yes, US taxpayers bought this one) and was tested on mountain climbers on Mt Everest. It communicated via satellite phone to the scientists in the U.S. real time.

 

[jazz lady]

the pill reports tail-wind conditions in real time

Butt...I will pass.