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    Darwin was right GopherM's Avatar
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    Almost had an affair

    A married man went to confession and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another married woman.”

    The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?”

    The man said, “Well, we got naked and rubbed our bodies together, but then we stopped.”

    The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put £50 in the donation box.”

    The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the donation box.

    He paused for a second and then started to leave.

    The priest quickly ran over to him saying, “I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the donation box!”

    The man replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in.”
    Some days it hardly seems worth the effort to gnaw through the restraints!

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