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Everybody's favorite muck-raking fiction filmmaker Michael Moore is mad about how Democrats are becoming demoralized. He's all upset that the Dems are willing to allow the Republicans to win. Then he offers this description of Kerry...
"If I hear one more person tell me how lousy a candidate Kerry is and how he can't win... Dammit, of COURSE he's a lousy candidate -- he's a Democrat, for heavens sake! That party is so pathetic, they even lose the elections they win! What were you expecting, Bruce Springsteen heading up the ticket? Bruce would make a helluva president, but guys like him don't run -- and neither do you or I. People like Kerry run.
Yes, OF COURSE any of us would have run a better, smarter, kick-ass campaign. Of course we would have smacked each and every one of those phony swifty boaty bastards down. But WE are not running for president -- Kerry is. So quit complaining and work with what we have. Oprah just gave 300 women a... Pontiac! Did you see any of them frowning and moaning and screaming, "Oh God, NOT a friggin' Pontiac!" Of course not, they were happy. The Pontiacs all had four wheels, an engine and a gas pedal. You want more than that, well, I can't help you. I had a Pontiac once and it lasted a good year. And it was a VERY good year."
I left that last bit on there to again show how out of touch with reality Moore is. Oprah didn't give any cars away. The cars were given away by Pontiac as a promotional stunt to introduce their new car. That "BIG CORPORATION" was the one that did that wonderful thing that he wants to give Oprah credit for, yet he would be loathe to give them any credit.
But... you gotta love that a Liberal is finally coming out and admitting that they have a lousy candidate and they should only vote for him because he's the Democrat. And they wonder why they are losing.
"If I hear one more person tell me how lousy a candidate Kerry is and how he can't win... Dammit, of COURSE he's a lousy candidate -- he's a Democrat, for heavens sake! That party is so pathetic, they even lose the elections they win! What were you expecting, Bruce Springsteen heading up the ticket? Bruce would make a helluva president, but guys like him don't run -- and neither do you or I. People like Kerry run.
Yes, OF COURSE any of us would have run a better, smarter, kick-ass campaign. Of course we would have smacked each and every one of those phony swifty boaty bastards down. But WE are not running for president -- Kerry is. So quit complaining and work with what we have. Oprah just gave 300 women a... Pontiac! Did you see any of them frowning and moaning and screaming, "Oh God, NOT a friggin' Pontiac!" Of course not, they were happy. The Pontiacs all had four wheels, an engine and a gas pedal. You want more than that, well, I can't help you. I had a Pontiac once and it lasted a good year. And it was a VERY good year."
I left that last bit on there to again show how out of touch with reality Moore is. Oprah didn't give any cars away. The cars were given away by Pontiac as a promotional stunt to introduce their new car. That "BIG CORPORATION" was the one that did that wonderful thing that he wants to give Oprah credit for, yet he would be loathe to give them any credit.
But... you gotta love that a Liberal is finally coming out and admitting that they have a lousy candidate and they should only vote for him because he's the Democrat. And they wonder why they are losing.
