Yesterday I got my permit to carry
a concealed weapon.
So, today I went over to the local
Gun shop to get a 9mm handgun
for home/personal protection.

When I was ready to pay for the
pistol and ammo, the cashier said, -
"Strip down, facing me."


Making a mental note to complain
to the government about gun control
wackos running amok,
I did just as she had instructed.


When the hysterical shrieking and
alarms finally subsided,
I found out she was referring to
how I should place my credit card
in the card reader!


As a senior citizen, I do not get
flustered often, but this time it
took me a while to get my pants
back on.


I've been asked to shop elsewhere
in the future.
They need to make their instructions
to seniors a little more clear.


I still don't think I looked that bad!
I just need to wear underwear
more often.