75 Couples Apply for Marriage License in St. Mary's Co. in August

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Title: 75 Couples Apply for Marriage License in St. Mary's Co. in August

Date: 09-05-2018 06:13 PM

Summary: Folks from Virginia, Georgia, Mass., Pennsylvania, California, and the United Kingdom join the So. Maryland family.

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[stgislander]

Scott Matthew Sweeney, 55, Edgewood, NM and Margarita Angelina Sanders, 29, Edgewood, NM.

Marjorie Virginia Hill, 47, Mechanicsville, and Reinardo Albert Garcia, 70, Mechanicsville.

I don't know if congratulations or condolences are in order.

 

[GWguy]

I don't know if congratulations or condolences are in order.

I was thinking that..... didn't want to say it.

 

[RoseRed]

My guy isn't that much older than I am!

 

[Bann]

I don't know if congratulations or condolences are in order.

On the whole, it looks like the average ages are older than they used to be.

 

[Kyle]

Did anyone else notice the Miles-Miles entry?

 

[Bann]

Did anyone else notice the Miles-Miles entry?

Or this one?

Jennifer Stephanie Ramos-Hernandez, 25, Lexington Park, and Nelson Noe Funes Ramos, 20, Lexington Park.

 

[Salmon]

At least there’s some diversity among the group

Shawn Michael Bennett, 27, Lexington Park, and Christian Allen Windsor, 22, Lexington Park.

 

[Gilligan]

At least there’s some diversity among the group

Shawn Michael Bennett, 27, Lexington Park, and Christian Allen Windsor, 22, Lexington Park.

You going to that one?

 

[warneckutz]

You going to that one?

 

[Salmon]

You going to that one?

No, I don’t know the couple. You would probably hurl homophobic statements if you saw them at their reception. Of course you would run like hell after doing it.

 

[Gilligan]

No, I don’t know the couple. .

Too bad. Be nice to get out of the basement once in a while.

 

[Salmon]

Too bad. Be nice to get out of the basement once in a while.

You don’t know me.

 

[Gilligan]

You don’t know me.

ditto, shortbus. And thank goodness.

 

[Salmon]

ditto, shortbus. And thank goodness.

Whateves. The country is getting much more progressive. Speaking of buses, they are passing by you and your ilk.

 

[Gilligan]

Whateves. The country is getting much more progressive. Speaking of buses, they are passing by you and your ilk.

That explains why we win so many elections and why the map of the US is so incredibly red. But you already knew that......right? Fish. In a barrel.

 

[Salmon]

That explains why we win so many elections and why the map of the US is so incredibly red. But you already knew that......right? Fish. In a barrel.

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