Okay, raise your hand...

[vraiblonde]

...if you have a stick of dynamite laying around your house.

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/national/mom-mistakes-dynamite-for-candle-during-power-outage

Authorities say a Connecticut woman mistook a stick of dynamite for a candle during a power outage and suffered severe hand injuries.

 

[Kyle]

Does Yankee candle make those?

 

[GregV814]

Mine is next to the anthrax hidden in the Quaker Oats box.

 

[my-thyme]

I don't know, I can never be sure of what the men at my house leave laying around the house....

 

[vraiblonde]

I don't know, I can never be sure of what the men at my house leave laying around the house....

I would ask just in case the lights go out.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Something ain't right here, it only blew off her hand? Sounds more like a M-80

 

[glhs837]

The report I heard said 1/4 stick, or as noted above, an M80. Common firework in states that allow such, or used to be anyway.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-80_(explosive)

But here's the thing, most likely, it was a powerful firecraker labelled as an M80. Which even those were not really a 1/4 stick, but you know how these things go.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Whatever the case was this woman retarded to mistake that for a candle?

 

[Gilligan]

No full sticks..nothing bigger than a 1/4 stick. Why?

 

[vraiblonde]

No full sticks..nothing bigger than a 1/4 stick. Why?

I'm guessing the husband was a fisherman.

 

[Merlin99]

...if you have a stick of dynamite laying around your house.

http://www.fox5dc.com/news/national/mom-mistakes-dynamite-for-candle-during-power-outage

Authorities say a Connecticut woman mistook a stick of dynamite for a candle during a power outage and suffered severe hand injuries.

I'm going to take a fifth here.