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    Choices, choices, choices!

    A Baptist preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
    After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
    was brought and placed before him.

    The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a similar
    drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage
    of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."
    The cowboy then handed his drink back to the
    attendant and said,

    "Me too, I didn't know we had that choice."
    Some days it hardly seems worth the effort to gnaw through the restraints!

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