Another reason vegetables stink

[Misfit]

https://abc7chicago.com/4279179/?ex...c3c4&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

MANASSAS, Va. -- A man is accused of rubbing his bare behind on produce at a grocery store in northern Virginia before putting the items back on display.

News outlets report 27-year-old Michael Dwayne Johnson, of Manassas, is charged with indecent exposure and destruction of property. A Manassas police release says an employee on Saturday noticed Johnson grabbing produce, pulling down his pants and rubbing the produce on his behind before putting it back.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

And yet another reason to buy frozen!!

 

[Monello]

I didn't know The Rock did kinky things with veggies.

 

[SamSpade]

And yet another reason to buy frozen!!

I've read quite a lot that says, frozen is almost certainly better in terms of "freshness", just due to what they generally go through to sit on the shelf to be sold "fresh".

 

[BOP]

I've read quite a lot that says, frozen is almost certainly better in terms of "freshness", just due to what they generally go through to sit on the shelf to be sold "fresh".

Including being molested, apparently.