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    Salmon is sending me text messages.......

    Received this via text.......and my name is not Dwayne.....


    “Hi, Dwayne! I'm Kali, a MoveOn volunteer. With less than 1 month until Election Day, we're kicking off a campaign to build the Blue Wave in Maryland! By uniting together we can end Republican control of Congress-will you pledge to vote blue on Nov 6? Reply YES & we'll share periodic texts from MoveOn's 668366 number & send you a free BLUE WAVE sticker! (Msg&DataRatesMayApply)”
    When you lie down with dogs, you're going to get fleas.....

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    Beers at Krakken bar with Bird Dog. For all of you who wondered, he's normal.

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    Hey...I want a blue wave sticker too!
    "Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it." - J. Stalin

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    What does a Blue Wave look like in a state already totally blue?
    It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds." Teddy Roosevelt

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    ...we're kicking off a campaign to build the Blue Wave in Maryland! By uniting together we can end Republican control of Congress
    Kali has no idea about politics in MD. MD can't get any bluer to end Rep control of Congress.
    "Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." - Shane Falco

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamSpade View Post
    What does a Blue Wave look like in a state already totally blue?
    Picture a white horse in a smowstorm... that, but only blue.
    Imagine how much better America would be if you would simply don a pair a pants before sitting down at your Playskool My First 'Puter.


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    Quote Originally Posted by kwillia View Post
    Picture a white horse in a smowstorm... that, but only blue.
    Nix the white guy on the white horse. Its copyrighted.
    No one cares.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamSpade View Post
    What does a Blue Wave look like in a state already totally blue?
    A clear window......
    When you lie down with dogs, you're going to get fleas.....

    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    Beers at Krakken bar with Bird Dog. For all of you who wondered, he's normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamSpade View Post
    What does a Blue Wave look like in a state already totally blue?
    Shhhhh. Don't tell him.

    He'll think he won!
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    Wait till the picture messages start coming through:

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    You'll start getting requests for bail money...

    Or worse...



    You may just want to start him a GoFundMe account for a few bottles of spray paint.
    Listen to me now, and believe me later: it doesn't matter how much you pump up those muscles, as long as you reach the full pumptential.

    It's not 'roids but thanks for noticing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by warneckutz View Post
    Wait till the picture messages start coming through:

    Name:  JPCusick5.JPG
Views: 68
Size:  5.6 KB

    You'll start getting requests for bail money...

    Or worse...



    You may just want to start him a GoFundMe account for a few bottles of spray paint.
    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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