Since we left Austin two and a half months ago...

[vraiblonde]

...we've been to:

Mesquite
Memphis
Gatlinburg
Roanoke
Harrisburg
Scranton
Lexington Park
Wheeling
Indianapolis
Davenport
Lincoln
Wichita
Dallas

I've been everywhere, man, I've been everywhere....

 

[Gilligan]

Lincoln and Wichita are pretty high on our bucket list.

 

[vraiblonde]

Lincoln and Wichita are pretty high on our bucket list.

Hey, if you're going to see America, see America.

You can skip Beaumont, though.

 

[Gilligan]

Hey, if you're going to see America, see America.

You can skip Beaumont, though.

When my missus and I drove from Olympia to Maryland, we made the trip in only five days. We spent at least seven of those five crossing Kansas.