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    Genius Bride Secretly Fattened up Her Bridesmaids Before Wedding

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle...ectid=12147441

    A woman has opened up about how she used smoothies to fatten up her bridesmaids before her wedding day.

    Penny says she made a special smoothie for her sisters, who would be bridesmaids at her wedding, every morning. They never knew what was in it or that the intention was to make them fat.

    "By the time my wedding rolled around, each of my sisters had to have their dress altered to accommodate their thickening waistlines."
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    Just choose fat ugly bridesmaids in the first place.
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    Did she intend to serve them at the reception?
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    It must suck to have such low self esteem.
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    That the article title refers to the bride as, 'Genius'....

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