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Thread: 'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gilligan View Post
    I get it..I get it..but admitting I need one is not coming easily..
    Your moobs could use some support. And a girdle would definitely help.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by jazz lady View Post
    Your moobs could use some support. And a girdle would definitely help.
    Don't envy my moobs.

    And a girdle would really aggravate that bloated feeling you get after 12 beers or more..no thanks.
    "I've got to start eating at home more" - J. Dahmer

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    Quote Originally Posted by luvmygdaughters View Post
    Yep, I tried "stumbling" into a room, unfortunately, after partaking of some wine, I was holding a tray full of jello shots, he was wearing a white suit...Needless to say, it looked like somebody threw up skittles all over him.
    Next time ask "What's the matter Billy?", slurp up all the shots and then ask if he's contagious. Works on TV.
    "Cocaine's a helluva drug" ~ James Ambrose Johnson Jr.

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Gilligan View Post
    Don't envy my moobs.
    Believe me, I don't.

    And a girdle would really aggravate that bloated feeling you get after 12 beers or more..no thanks.
    Like the Boston song goes... "It's more that a feeling!"

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    LMAO at #35!
    (if it were just that easy....)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPUSA View Post
    What's cringeworthy about this?




    I cringed when I read #39.

    Tickets that have to be "got rid of".




    Jesus! Who wrote this?

    It's "GOTTEN" rid of, fool!
    --
    Well, it's been in your mouth for like, three hours. It feels like it's full of water.

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