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    If I Lie About My Age, I'm Sure to get a Date

    Pensioner, 69, 'who identifies as a 45-year-old' begins legal action to have his age reduced so he can attract more women on Tinder
    Emile Ratelband is a 69-year-old positivity guru famous in the Netherlands
    He says doctors told him he has a 45-year-old's body and wants to be younger
    Ratelband is suing his local authority after they refused to amend his age
    'When I'm on Tinder and it says I'm 69, I don't get an answer. When I'm 49, with the face I have, I will be in a luxurious position."
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...eAoss7cYLStPTA
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    I've got the opposite problem going on. 60 but look 80..... ;-p
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    Pensioner, 69, 'who identifies as a 45-year-old' begins legal action to have his age reduced so he can attract more women on Tinder


    Hey, if you can change your gender, all bets are off. You can "identify" as a parakeet if you want.

    Thanks for ####ing up life, stupid progs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post


    Hey, if you can change your gender, all bets are off. You can "identify" as a parakeet if you want.

    Thanks for ####ing up life, stupid progs.
    I want a court to honor my belief that I'm actually Warren Buffet and assign me his name, investments and bank accounts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle View Post
    I want a court to honor my belief that I'm actually Warren Buffet and assign me his name, investments and bank accounts.
    Seems legit.
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    true, but when he whips his dyck out his lie will be over.

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    I saw a story yesterday about a trans "woman" who is suing salon workers because they won't wax his nads. If it were me, I'd wax those boys no problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    I saw a story yesterday about a trans "woman" who is suing salon workers because they won't wax his nads. If it were me, I'd wax those boys no problem.
    i'm with ya on that one lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by vraiblonde View Post
    I saw a story yesterday about a trans "woman" who is suing salon workers because they won't wax his nads. If it were me, I'd wax those boys no problem.
    Seems like an easy sack & crack cure, extra wax and a quick hard pull against the grain... and now for a little bleach to lighten things up...
    No one cares.

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