Well I know I blew it

[Kizzy]

your plate should look like: a serving of turkey no larger than a deck of playing cards and half a cup each of two starches. (A half-cup is about the size of a computer mouse.) And that's being generous.

 

[crabcake]

Visualize your stomach; it's about the size of two fists. If the food on your plate won't fit, cut back.

I can fit a good 3-4 Snickers bars and a diet coke in "two fists".

 

[czygvtwkr]

Damn I can cram a extra large pizza into something the size of two fists. I guess it compresses.

 

[Kizzy]

I can fit a good 3-4 Snickers bars and a diet coke in "two fists".

My dingus dad sent over all of his extra Halloween candy, that turd must have thought the entire county was going to trick or treat at his house. I ordered the DH to bag that crap up and take it to his office and only leave "some" here. I have been eating way too many Snickers bars. If I keep it up, the Declaration of Independence is going to fit on my arse.

 

[crabcake]

My dingus dad sent over all of his extra Halloween candy, that turd must have thought the entire county was going to trick or treat at his house. I ordered the DH to bag that crap up and take it to his office and only leave "some" here. I have been eating way too many Snickers bars. If I keep it up, the Declaration of Independence is going to fit on my arse.

DQ just took 50+ mini-snickers outta her Halloween bucket yesterday and said she wanted to send 'em to someone we know who likes Snickers bars.

 

[Kizzy]

 

[Penn]

Kizzy, don't you worry none about your fine-looking arse. Besides, if a man has got any sense at all when he talks to you, he'll recognize what a fascinating head you, er, I mean what a good head you have on your shoulders!

You are quite a woman, and yes it's that obvious!

 

[CMC122]

My dingus dad sent over all of his extra Halloween candy, that turd must have thought the entire county was going to trick or treat at his house. I ordered the DH to bag that crap up and take it to his office and only leave "some" here. I have been eating way too many Snickers bars. If I keep it up, the Declaration of Independence is going to fit on my arse.

It could be worse! You can probably copy the Unibombers Manifesto on mine

 

[BuddyLee]

It could be worse! You can probably copy the Unibombers Manifesto on mine

You need a transcriber?

 

[Penn]

You need a transcriber?

You're gonna leave marks on that fine young lady's arse?

Damn fool!

 

[CMC122]

You need a transcriber?

I'll pull my "help wanted" add out if you think you can fill it

 

[BuddyLee]

I'll pull my "help wanted" add out if you think you can fill it

No need for payment, I love doing good deeds every now and again.

 

[CMC122]

No need for payment, I love doing good deeds every now and again.

:

 

[mainman]

No need for payment, I love doing good deeds every now and again.

Since you know where I live, stop on by and rake the yard up...

 

[BuddyLee]

Since you know where I live, stop on by and rake the yard up...

Will 15 gallons of gas, power washer, and a single match do?

 

[CMC122]

Will 15 gallons of gas, power washer, and a single match do?

You've done this before haven't you

 

[BuddyLee]

You've done this before haven't you

I love fire.

 

[Penn]

I love fire.

Hmmm, I remember you telling us about a fear of some ghost coming into your bedroom and scaring the hell out of you.

How about he comes into the room blowing fire out of his mouth at your azz?

 

[BuddyLee]

Hmmm, I remember you telling us about a fear of some ghost coming into your bedroom and scaring the hell out of you.

How about he comes into the room blowing fire out of his mouth at your azz?

I'd be more fearful of a newfound fear that I now hold.

 

[Penn]

I'd be more fearful of a newfound fear that I now hold.

I don't think I even want to know!