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  1. #1471
    I Need a Life b23hqb's Avatar
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    Heading to the airport to go to Colorado for a sibling reunion with all of our kids and grandkids. We are converging from FL, NC, GA, MO, TX, ID, CA, and MN. Should be a hoot. Estes Park, watch out, for the young's and young 'uns are coming to town!
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    “The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.” - President James A. Garfield

  2. #1472
    Quote Originally Posted by b23hqb View Post
    Heading to the airport to go to Colorado for a sibling reunion with all of our kids and grandkids. We are converging from FL, NC, GA, MO, TX, ID, CA, and MN. Should be a hoot. Estes Park, watch out, for the young's and young 'uns are coming to town!

    That is awesome. Have a safe trip and a great time. Be sure to tell us all about it. That is one huge reunion!
    Like I said, JMO, yo! - Roman

  3. #1473
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    Fun

    “All I want is to have a little fun
    Before I die," says the man next to me
    Out of nowhere, apropos of nothing. He says
    His name’s William but I’m sure he’s Bill
    Or Billy, Mac or Buddy; he’s plain ugly to me,
    And I wonder if he’s ever had fun in his life.

    We are drinking beer at noon on Tuesday,
    In a bar that faces a giant car wash.
    The good people of the world are washing their cars
    On their lunch hours, hosing and scrubbing
    As best they can in skirts and suits.
    They drive their shiny Datsuns and Buicks
    Back to the phone company, the record store,
    The genetic engineering lab, but not a single one
    Appears to be having fun like Billy and me.

    I like a good beer buzz early in the day,
    And Billy likes to peel the labels
    From his bottles of Bud and shred them on the bar.
    Then he lights every match in an oversized pack,
    Letting each one burn down to his thick fingers
    Before blowing and cursing them out.

    A happy couple enters the bar, dangerously close
    To one another, like this is a motel,
    But they clean up their act when we give them
    A Look. One quick beer and they’re out,
    Down the road and in the next state
    For all I care, smiling like idiots.
    We cover sports and politics and once,
    When Billy burns his thumb and lets out a yelp,
    The bartender looks up from his want-ads.

    Otherwise the bar is ours, and the day and the night
    And the car wash too, the matches and the Buds
    And the clean and dirty cars, the sun and the moon
    And every motel on this highway. It’s ours, you hear?
    And we’ve got plans, so relax and let us in—
    All we want is to have a little fun.

    Looking at this thread made me think of this...That is all.
    We will sing like birds I' the cage And pray and tell old tales and laugh at gilded butterflies

  4. #1474
    Time is an illusion.

    Lunchtime doubly so.

  5. #1475
    Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
    Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze.

    Country roads, take me home to the place I belong.
    West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads.

    All my memories gather round her, miner's lady, stranger to blue water.
    Dark and dusty, painted on the sky, misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye.

    Country roads, take me home to the place I belong.
    West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads.

    I hear her voice in the morning hour, she calls me, the radio reminds me of my home far away.
    And driving down the road I get a feeling that I should have been home yesterday, yesterday.

    Country roads, take me home to the place I belong.
    West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads.

    Country roads, take me home to the place I belong.
    West Virginia, mountain mamma, take me home, country roads

    Take me home now, country roads,
    Take me home now, country roads.
    Please neuter and spay your pets.... and your weird friends and relatives.

  6. #1476
    Doris Day meets Lady Gaga Bann's Avatar
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    Going to see the BeeGees tribute band at Jefferson Patterson Park in September! :disco:

    Bee Gees#– Stayin' Alive Lyrics

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
    Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around#
    Since I was born
    And now it's all right, I don't care
    And you may look the other way
    We can try to understand#
    The new york times' effect on man

    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive#
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

    Well now, I get low and I get high
    And if I can't get either, I really try
    Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
    I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose
    You know it's all right, it's ok
    I'll live to see another day
    We can try to understand#
    The new york times' effect on man

    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
    I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
    Music loud and women warm
    I've been kicked around since I was born
    And now it's all right, it's ok
    And you may look the other way
    We can try to understand#
    The new york times' effect on man

    Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
    You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
    And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
    Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me
    Somebody help me, yeah
    Life goin' nowhere, somebody help me, yeah
    I'm stayin'

  7. #1477
    Once two urologists, both bored
    Found a question that struck a sure chord
    And they went forthwith
    To dispel popular myth
    And satisfy discontented hordes.

    For many a man did they know
    who oft wished his shoe size would grow
    Cause as everyone "knows"
    From the heel to the toes
    Announces the size of his "hose".

    But the doctors stopped and said 'wait!'
    Your shoe size may not be your fate!
    This myth must be tested
    And the doctors suggested
    A correlation would end the debate.

    And thus, to asses size and shape
    To their patients they took measuring tape
    Stretched the di** to excess
    The right length to assess
    And took also the normal shoe shape.

    And lo and behold but they found
    That the myth of shoe size has no ground!
    And no man's shoe size
    should widen other's eyes
    There was no correlation to be found.

    So men everywhere, do walk tall!
    Worry not if your feel are small!
    The word on the street
    About guys with big feet?
    They wear larger shoes, is all.
    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

  8. #1478
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    Once two urologists, both bored
    Found a question that struck a sure chord
    And they went forthwith
    To dispel popular myth
    And satisfy discontented hordes.

    For many a man did they know
    who oft wished his shoe size would grow
    Cause as everyone "knows"
    From the heel to the toes
    Announces the size of his "hose".

    But the doctors stopped and said 'wait!'
    Your shoe size may not be your fate!
    This myth must be tested
    And the doctors suggested
    A correlation would end the debate.

    And thus, to asses size and shape
    To their patients they took measuring tape
    Stretched the di** to excess
    The right length to assess
    And took also the normal shoe shape.

    And lo and behold but they found
    That the myth of shoe size has no ground!
    And no man's shoe size
    should widen other's eyes
    There was no correlation to be found.

    So men everywhere, do walk tall!
    Worry not if your feel are small!
    The word on the street
    About guys with big feet?
    They wear larger shoes, is all.
    I'm going to guess you have small feet.....
    We will sing like birds I' the cage And pray and tell old tales and laugh at gilded butterflies

  9. #1479
    Quote Originally Posted by Im_Me View Post
    I'm going to guess you have small feet.....
    I have a flashlight. Wanna go to dinner and find out?

    "It must be inordinately taxing to be such a boob."
    The Brain

  10. #1480
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    Quote Originally Posted by GWguy View Post
    I have a flashlight. Wanna go to dinner and find out?

    Quote Originally Posted by kom526 View Post
    Dear Baby Jesus lying in a crib in Bethlehem,
    I thank your divine intervention that I was not drinking anything when I read this post.

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