Weird Recipes

[SxyPrincess]

Kitty Litter Cake

 

[Sharon]

Looks like the kitty is getting ready to dump.

 

[cattitude]

eeeeeuuuww

my friend sent me that very same recipe yesterday. It looks very authentic...don't think it'd be a hit on our house.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Title: Banana Worm Bread
Yield: 6 servings

1/2 c Shortening
3/4 c Sugar
2 Bananas, mashed
2 c Flour
1 ts Soda
1 ts Salt
1/2 c Chopped nuts
2 Eggs
1/4 c Dry-roasted army worms

Mix together all ingredients. Bake in greased loaf pan at 350 for about 1 hour.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Coyote Droppings

Ingredients:

2 cups brown sugar
1 cup margarine
1/2 cup white corn syrup
1/2 tsp. baking soda
14 1/2 ounce package Cheetos

Directions:

Bring sugar, margarine and syrup to a boil for 5 minutes. Remove from fire. Add baking soda. Stir. Pour over Cheetos in large bowl. Quickly toss and spread on 10x15 pan, sprayed with PAM. Bake at 250 degrees F. for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes. Pour out on waxed paper sprayed with PAM. Quickly separate Cheeto pieces.

 

[cattitude]

Sxy??

Are you REALLY at work today???

 

[SxyPrincess]

Title: Chunky Cat Barf
Yield: 6 servings

1 lg Spaghetti Squash
8 oz Cottage Cheese
16 oz Mozzarella (grated)
8 oz Parmesan (grated)
1 qt Spaghetti sauce (w/peppers)

Cook squash. Fork out insides into a giant cassarole dish. Add cottage cheese, half of the mozzerella and parmesan, sauce. Mix it until it looks like it's name. Top with remaining cheese. Bake at 350 for 45 minutes.

 

[Sharon]

1/4 c Dry-roasted army worms

 

[SxyPrincess]

Re: Sxy??

Originally posted by cattitude
Are you REALLY at work today???

Unfortunately.

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by SxyPrincess
1/4 c Dry-roasted army worms

What the heck are those? Army rations???

 

[SxyPrincess]

This is an army worm

 

[Sierra39]

Eeewwww!

THAT'S SO GROSS!!!

And I think Pixie brought the barf soup to BK's last weekend, didn't she?? (I swear it wasn't me who said, it Pixie! It was your sweetie, who said something like, "I know it looks like barf, but it sure does TASTE good!")

 

[Oz]

Yuck! That's why I bought one of those LitterMaid cat boxes. Sweeps the crap right into a disposable plastic receptacle, and closes the lid on the stinky cat matter. Replace the plastic receptacle every week, and throw away the full one on trash day! No stinky cat box casserole as pictured above!