Halloween Jokes!

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?
A: The Eerie Canal.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway?
A: A roller ghoster!!

Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the
refrigerator?
A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts!!
--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee?
A: De'coffin'ated!

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo!
--Michael R. age 9 Hanford,CA

Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?
A: Terrorfried!
--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
--James H. age 9, Austin,TX

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
--Henrietta J. from the Bronx

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.

"What the heck are you?" asks the host.

"I'm a snail," says the guy.

"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.

"Yeah, he says, "that's Michelle!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and
bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender
asked.

"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.

"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.

"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll
be two bloods and a blood light?"
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
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Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?
A: The Eerie Canal.

Q: What is a ghosts favorite ride at the midway?
A: A roller ghoster!!

Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the
refrigerator?
A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts!!
--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee?
A: De'coffin'ated!

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo!
--Michael R. age 9 Hanford,CA

Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?
A: Terrorfried!
--Johnny B. age 10, Clarksdale,MS

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!
--James H. age 9, Austin,TX

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with.
--Henrietta J. from the Bronx

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This guy goes to a Halloween party with a girl on his back.

"What the heck are you?" asks the host.

"I'm a snail," says the guy.

"But... you have a girl on your back," replies the host.

"Yeah, he says, "that's Michelle!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and
bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender
asked.

"I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.

"I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.

"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third.

"OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll
be two bloods and a blood light?"

:doh:
 
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