Ron Jeremy to speak at Oxford

[Tonio]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7068512/

“Ron is the biggest and apparently the best in the business, so I’m sure he’ll have some fascinating stories to tell,” said Oxford Union librarian Vladimir Bermant, who organized the event.

 

[Larry Gude]

That's what I'm talking about!

For anyone who doesn't know, Ron is, by far, the funniest guy in porn. Nevermind he's fat, looks like a troll and will have sex with the wall socket for money.

The guys a hoot.

 

[mAlice]

For anyone who doesn't know, Ron is, by far, the funniest guy in porn. Nevermind he's fat, looks like a troll and will have sex with the wall socket for money.

The guys a hoot.

I've also heard that he's quite well educated...something like 3 or 4 degrees?

 

[Larry Gude]

Don't know about that...

...maybe 3 or 4 degrees above normal on his fat, hairy ass.

 

[mAlice]

I'm serious. If I weren't at work I'd see if I could find anything to back it up.

 

[Larry Gude]

To back what up...

...his big, fat, hairy ass??? Maybe he could back it up to a landfill...

Ha.

 

[JabbaJawz]

"Ron was born Ron Jeremy Hyatt on March 12, 1953 in New York. He graduated in the Cardoza (Brooklyn) High Class of 1971 and attained a master's degree from Queens College. He was working as a high school special education teacher in New York City by the mid-1970's."

 

[Larry Gude]

OK fine...he has a fine head...

He has a Masters Degree in Special Education and is licensed to teach in New York. He also has Bachelor's Degrees in Elementary Education and Acting.

and

He was on the same high school soccer team as CIA Director George Tenet and took high school acting classes with Reginald Vel Johnson ( Family Matters).

and

He can play classical piano and violin and Elaine wants him for his mind

Hey don't look at me. You wanted his bio.

 

[vraiblonde]

Okay, I have to ask: Why is a porn star giving a speech at a university??? And whose brilliant idea was that?

 

[RoseRed]

Hey don't look at me. You wanted his bio.

 

[mAlice]

And whose brilliant idea was that?

Oxford Union librarian Vladimir Bermant?

 

[mAlice]

Hey don't look at me. You wanted his bio.

Thank you.

 

[Larry Gude]

Your welcome...

...want the rest?

<<<<< Ron jeremy's banana

 

[mAlice]

...want the rest?

<<<<< Ron jeremy's banana

I thought it would be bigger.

 

[Larry Gude]

His bio...

...is HUGE.

 

[mAlice]

...is HUGE.

From the looks of that banana, it's a good thing.

 

[Larry Gude]

If you must know...

...if Master Ron was a Harley he wouldn't fall over. Of course, he'd have to lose a few pounds to be a Harley...

 

[mAlice]

...if Master Ron was a Harley he wouldn't fall over. Of course, he'd have to lose a few pounds to be a Harley...

He'd need a paint job, too.

 

[Larry Gude]

How do YOU...

...know?

 

[Bruzilla]

I think I would rather sit there and listen to Ron give his views of life than hear the dry and boring statements of some politician.