Most quotable movies?

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
I'm partial to comedies:

Animal House: "Seven years of college down the drain!"
Airplane: "Billy, do you ever watch gladiator movies?"
A Christmas Story: "Fra-gee-lay... It must be Italian!"
 

Hessian

Well-Known Member
Napolean...

Listen to Napolean Dynamite.....as quoted by my HS students.
"My Lips really hurt!"
"I like your sleeves"
"Eat your dinner Tina! Gosh!"
"Freakin Idiots!"

I have had tears in my eyes in hysterics at the accuracy of the impressions!
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
kwillia said:
Most quotable movies... "It's not a tuma... it's another one of Tonio's treads." --- Kindergarten Cop
Great idea for my updated sig. :lol:
 

mrweb

Iron City
Wizard of Oz

Dorothy to the Scarecrow:

"Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?"
 

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Breakfast Club.

"Show Dick some respect."

"That's OK, son. You can do it on the boat!"

"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"

"Wouldn't that be a bite - missing a whole wrestling meet!"

"I think a screw fell out of it."

"Impossible sir. It's in Johnson's underwear."

And many more.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
"Wait'll they get a load of me!" The Joker in "Batman"

In fact, just about everything the Joker says in that movie is quotable.

"This town needs an enema!"

"I'm glad you're dead!"

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

"That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try."
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
The Abyss

Lindsey Brigman: Virgil, you wiener, you never could stand up to a fight!


Lindsey Brigman about the Navy SEALS: These guys are about as fun as a tax audit.

Lindsey Brigman: Hippy, your gonna give that rat a disease

Lindsey Brigman: So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle.
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." ~ Kevin Costner in Bull Durham

"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true." ~ Danny Kaye in The Court Jester

"Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary." ~ Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" ~ Al Pacino in The Godfather II

"I'll remember you, honey. You're the one that got away." ~ Paul Newman in Hud

"You had me at hello." ~ Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire

"What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down." ~ Jimmy Stewart in It's A Wonderful Life
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
...and the rest of it.

"Well, I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot ... opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. "

I love that movie almost as much as I love KC.
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
elaine said:
...and the rest of it.



I love that movie almost as much as I love KC.
:clap: Me too. It was the first quote I thought of for this thread.

I was going to post the whole thing, but decided to keep it short. Now that I've read it and listened to it in my mind... :blushing: "Oh, my" is right. :fansherselfvigorously:
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
jazz lady said:
:clap: Me too. It was the first quote I thought of for this thread.

I was going to post the whole thing, but decided to keep it short. Now that I've read it and listened to it in my mind... :blushing: "Oh, my" is right. :fansherselfvigorously:


Dang, I just read it again and chills.
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
I think the most quotable movie I've ever watched is Bad Santa, and most of it can't be posted here.
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
"I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." ~ Kevin Costner in Bull Durham

My girlfriends and I would start with this as the opener to a "toast" if you will, that we would perform while out, prior to tilting back some concoction in front of whoever would listen... We, of course made up our own version that ended with "... with somebody else's clothes, in a pile, in the corner, of my bedroom..." :angel:
 
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