Chicken for Sex Scheme Fails...

[ylexot]

Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.

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[Toxick]

Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

But wait, there's more... http://forums.somd.com/showthread.php?t=51265

How many chickens, do you suppose, can get you a goat?

 

[neener]

I did that one time

 

[willie]

I did that one time

Had sex with a chicken?

 

[neener]

Had sex with a chicken?

No. Had a lady turn down my chicken. It was a nice chicken, too.

 

[ylexot]

No. Had a lady turn down my chicken. It was a nice chicken, too.

Since she turned it down, you had to go home and choke it, didn't you?

 

[neener]

Since she turned it down, you had to go home and choke it, didn't you?

Why would I choke it? It was a nice chicken. She was just a mean lady.

 

[ylexot]

"That boy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice!"

--Foghorn Leghorn

 

[jazz lady]

"That boy's as sharp as a sack of wet mice!"

--Foghorn Leghorn

Now I have that silly voice running through my mind.

 

[Tinkerbell]

Maybe he should have just had sex with the chicken.

Chicken don't usually press charges....

 

[aps45819]

My sesame chicken never fails