ASK a Pirate

[pingrr]

If there is anything you would like to know about Pirates please ask. For the record I am not a Pirate.

 

[kwillia]

Do all pirates really want to blow the man down?

 

[pingrr]

Do all pirates really want to blow the man down?

Yes most of them are dumb and want to do whatever they see other Pirates doing.

 

[vraiblonde]

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

 

[Lugnut]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

[mv_princess]

Do all pirate's look like the ones at disney?

 

[smoothmarine187]

are all pirates.........swordfighters, and butt pirates?

 

[pingrr]

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

R ...

 

[kwillia]

R ...

Wow. You are good.

 

[pingrr]

Most Pirates sword fight all of the time, because they are gay.

 

[CrashTest]

What do you guys really do with that peg leg after the lights go down?

 

[pingrr]

What do you guys really do with that peg leg after the lights go down?

They probably give each other splinters in the no no spot.

 

[smoothmarine187]

Is johnny Depp really a pirate? I heard his gayness goes way way way.........back

 

[pingrr]

Acording to the documentary I saw last night he is in fact a Pirate.

 

[vraiblonde]

Have any pirates ever accidentally disembowled themselves by scratching their belly with their hook hand?

 

[kwillia]

Have any pirates ever accidentally disembowled themselves by scratching their belly with their hook hand?

Oh Vrai... good one...

 

[MJ]

What is a pirate's favorite subject in school?

 

[flomaster]

What is a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Plankmenship?

 

[LordStanley]

Do all pirates make elaborate traps and mazes to hide thier gold, like in The Goonies

 

[C-Murda]

Do all pirates make elaborate traps and mazes to hide thier gold, like in The Goonies

ahahaahah