10 Reasons why the World Cup ain't a big deal to 'Mericans

Why do we NOT care the most?

• Yellow Cards...oooohhh, you\'re in trouble now!

  Votes: 0 0.0%

• Red Cards...NOW you\'ve done it! Go stand in the corner!

  Votes: 1 16.7%

• The off sides rule...kills fast breaks

  Votes: 0 0.0%

• The officiating...EVERY play looks like somebody got their shin splint!

  Votes: 0 0.0%

• People with ONE name...

  Votes: 0 0.0%

• Shoot outs to decide the winner...lame

  Votes: 1 16.7%

• They call it \"football\" but there ain\'t no first downs...

  Votes: 0 0.0%

• \"Free\" kicks...you know, where the other guys take a \"freebie\" to the groin

  Votes: 0 0.0%

• Larry don\'t get it...ALL of the above is WHY I love it!

  Votes: 2 33.3%

• Larry DOES get it...ALL of the above!...and thank Pete Rozell it\'s only every four years!

  Votes: 2 33.3%

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• Total voters

  6