Turn Offs/Ons

SxyPrincess

SxyPrincess

New Member
What is it that totally discusts you about the opposite sex or something that makes you drool like never before?

Turn Offs:

*Cheesy pick-up lines
*Pants that are way too tight
*Uncleanliness
*Bad breath
*Bad teeth
*Mullett haircut :lol:
*Ragedy buckets (cars)

Turn Ons:

*A bright smile
*Cowboy hat (if he's wearing one)
*Strong arms
*Muscular thighs
*Sweaty chest
*Harleys & Pick-up Trucks (or an suv)
*Coors Light, Miller Lite or Bud Drinker

Ok, I think that's enough to start...anyone else?


:cheers:
 
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Beach Patrol

Guest
Turn Offs:

*Smoking (blech!)
*drunkards
*bad or no teeth
*bald men with odd shaped heads
*back hair
*dunlap disease
*bullies
*RED NECKS


Turn Ons:

*Blue eyes
*good tan
*great smile
*tone body
*lotsa money :D (hey, it don't hurt none!)
*bald men with great shaped heads, good tan & a small stud earring :D
*power suit
*sense of humor
*THE ROCK :king:
*foreign accents
 
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Beach Patrol

Guest
Originally posted by SxyPrincess


Shame on you! :nono:
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Sorry! didn't mean to offend!
but i just CAN'T hang with a 'neck!
backy-spittin, nascar-racin, rebel-flag-belt-buckle-wearin, big-monster-truck-rallyin REDNECK..

EEEEwwwwwww!!!!!!

I might be country, but I ain't no neck!
 
FIREMAN

FIREMAN

New Member
Turn On

Blue Eyes
Long hair (Blond + Brunettes)
Tan
Nice Figure (hour glass shape)
Must smile
Tom Boys
Can get along with anyone

Turn Offs

Short Hair (boy haircuts)
Bad Breath
Bad attitudes
and No Jungles
 
missi1013

missi1013

Catch Me If You Can!
I like fitting pants. I don't like the yo-boy, down around there butt, 10 sizes too big look. It looks stupid! I like a nice butt!

And with sexy's cowboy hat, have to have the boots. Just plain, not the bright red or some kind of funky skined boots. I love a cowboy.:yum:
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
Joey I'm hurt. I have a little tattoo of a butterfly right below/behind my rt. ear. Guess we can't be friends.... Anyways....

Turn ons:
Sense of humor
self confidence
dark hair and eyes
nice build
"Pick-me-up" Trucks, lol
nice complection
stubble on the face
oh yeah and tractors, lol j/k, Sxy knows what I'm talking about

Turn offs:
ugly feet
jacked up teeth
bad clothes
bad attitude
nosey parents/family
 
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giggles04

Guest
Ok.... here's my turn ons:)

Firemen!:) Something about them!
Nice eyes
Good looking grin
can make me laugh all the time
sincere
Tall, Dark, and handsome
looks like a big teddy bear:)
and drive a truck!

Turn-offs:

string beans (gotta have meat on their bones)
and thats about all I can think of at the moment
 
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pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
Originally posted by giggles04
Ok.... here's my turn ons:)

Firemen!:) Something about them!
Nice eyes
Good looking grin
Tall, Dark, and handsome
looks like a big teddy bear:)
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Um girl, you know I love me some Firemen too, lol:D
 
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Beach Patrol

Guest
Originally posted by pixiegirl


Um girl, you know I love me some Firemen too, lol:D
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Oh yeah bay-bee!!! Not just firemen... but seemingly any man in uniform lights my fire! - My husband was in the army when we met, & when we got married, I INSISTED he wear his dress uniform .... so yummy!!! :D
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
Originally posted by SxyPrincess


Pixie thinks my tractor's sexy. It really turns her on. :lol:

BTW...that's Kenny Chesney :yum: Pixie
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I bought the CD last weekend. Every time I hear that song I die laughing.
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
Turn ons

Quiet confidence
nice hands
nice eyes
Complete Honesty (meaning, "honey does my a$$ look big in these pants", "yes dear, they do", not "the movie Beaches makes me cry, can you pick me up some tissues to wipe my manly nose?")

Turn offs

Cleft chins (they creep me out, so I don't dig John Travolta)
Overly emotional men
Poetry
Body Builders
tighty whities
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Turn Ons

Excellent sense of humor
Strong command of the English language
Says what he thinks, even if it's somewhat offensive
Mr. Fix-It
Culturally literate
Good teeth
Good dancer, preferably swing (no Fonzie-dancing)
Courtly - the ones who hold the door and take your arm

Turn Offs

Bad table manners
Girly-men - don't like to get dirty, get their nails done, afraid of mice, like that
Poor hygeine
Crybabies
Drunks and Druggies
Farting
Tries to seduce you with Enigma :lol:
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
Now see Joey, I shoulda made your list now don't you feel bad! ;) :lmao:

Cari, I suppose if I actually met a guy who could ever write some poetry that wouldn't want to make me :barf: I'd be cool with it. Maybe an Edgar Allen Poe type would be the ticket! :lmao:

Steve has a few pairs of tighty whities that he has to wear when he wears his "dress blues", to protect his goods from an accidental garter disengagement! :lmao: Did you guys have to wear shirt garters in the Navy? Those things are quite dangerous! :twitch:
 
Sierra39

Sierra39

Hairball Magnet
There's not much to add without being redundant! :D I think all us women-folk are searching for the same man...

Turn ons:
Crinkly eyes (from smiling...)
Great smile (and teeth)
Sense of humor
Positive attitude
Quiet confidence
Intelligent and articulate
My dogs and cats like him
Reasonably-fit bod
...and most importantly – cute BUNS!

Turn offs:
Mama's boy
Hairy back
Girly men (I'm with Vrai!)
Nail biting
Gnarly teeth
Bad table manners
Chewing tobaccy
Knock-you-out cologne
Baggy-butt jeans and/or rear cleavage
Skid marks
Whining (including complaining about ex-wife...)
Empty wallet syndrome ("hey, babe...got a few bucks for gas? I left my money on the dresser..."
 
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AnonymousPenguin

Lead Penguin
Turn Offs:
- dirty or crusty finger nails... can't stand em
- liars
- controlling
- stalkers
- pushy/too forward ...step back fool!
- racism/sexism
- just plain dumb
- wannabees


Turn Ons:
- intelligence
- a nice smile with nice teeth :D
- sexy eyes
- gentlemen
- confidence
- tall, dark, and handsome :duh:
- strength (mentally)
- nice muscular thighs :cool:
- abs
- Suits... :yum:
 
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