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Beach Patrol
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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive! yells George, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. You wanted to end the America's liberty, so they gave you death! Henry punches Osama hard in the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says, This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense! and then he takes a sledge hammer and WHAM! nails Osama's knees.
BinLaden is subject to similar beatings from John
Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other patriots who had the same love for liberty and America.
As he lays in pain on the ground, the group picks him up and hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, This is not what I was promised!
An angel replies, You were told there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you!!! What did you think I said?
How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive! yells George, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. You wanted to end the America's liberty, so they gave you death! Henry punches Osama hard in the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says, This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense! and then he takes a sledge hammer and WHAM! nails Osama's knees.
BinLaden is subject to similar beatings from John
Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other patriots who had the same love for liberty and America.
As he lays in pain on the ground, the group picks him up and hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, This is not what I was promised!
An angel replies, You were told there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you!!! What did you think I said?