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6480 - The number of minutes it takes to create and birth a child.
6481 - The number of minutes it takes a 9-year old to set the table.
11 - number of steps from a child's room to a bathroom.
2 - number of steps a child can walk before vomiting.
1 - number of times you let a swearword escape in your child's presence.
100 - number of times your child will repeat the swearword to your in-laws and anyone else withing earshot.
722 - number of cute, clean matching outfits a baby girl has in her closet.
2 - number of cute, clean matching outfits mom has in her closet.
3 - number of minutes you looked away from your purse.
3 - number of primer coats required to cover the lipstick, originally in your purse that is now on the living room walls.
9 - number of shots a child entering school is required to have by age 5.
8 - number of nurses required to pry a child off of her mom to get the shots.
13 - number of months spent taking your body temperature, counting days, charting your ovulation cycle and forcing sex in order to produce a sibling for your to share her life with.
15 - number of times a day your firstborn will reduce her sibling to tears by telling her she was adopted.
12 - number of days straight you will go without attending to any form of personal hygiene when the flu hits your family.
3 - number of minutes it takes to run into both your high school sweetheart and the prom queen while standing in line at the drugstore in your hygienically challenged state.
262 - number of frozen waffles that are toasted, buttered, and drenched in syrup for breakfast each year.
1 - number of waffles eaten by Mom each year.
7 - number of years that have been lovingly and meticulously recorded (photos included) in your firstborn child's baby book.
6 - number of years your next child's baby book sits lovingly preserved in its original box and cellophane wrapper before it's re-gifted to your pregnant niece - for her firstborn.
98.6 - normal temperature of a child.
101.6 - temperature of a child anytime Mom puts on lipstick, jewelry, and panty hose.
12 - number of months it takes a child to learn to sleep through the night.
216 - number of months until a child leaves for college, allowing you to sleep through the night again.
6480 - The number of minutes it takes to create and birth a child.
6481 - The number of minutes it takes a 9-year old to set the table.
11 - number of steps from a child's room to a bathroom.
2 - number of steps a child can walk before vomiting.
1 - number of times you let a swearword escape in your child's presence.
100 - number of times your child will repeat the swearword to your in-laws and anyone else withing earshot.
722 - number of cute, clean matching outfits a baby girl has in her closet.
2 - number of cute, clean matching outfits mom has in her closet.
3 - number of minutes you looked away from your purse.
3 - number of primer coats required to cover the lipstick, originally in your purse that is now on the living room walls.
9 - number of shots a child entering school is required to have by age 5.
8 - number of nurses required to pry a child off of her mom to get the shots.
13 - number of months spent taking your body temperature, counting days, charting your ovulation cycle and forcing sex in order to produce a sibling for your to share her life with.
15 - number of times a day your firstborn will reduce her sibling to tears by telling her she was adopted.
12 - number of days straight you will go without attending to any form of personal hygiene when the flu hits your family.
3 - number of minutes it takes to run into both your high school sweetheart and the prom queen while standing in line at the drugstore in your hygienically challenged state.
262 - number of frozen waffles that are toasted, buttered, and drenched in syrup for breakfast each year.
1 - number of waffles eaten by Mom each year.
7 - number of years that have been lovingly and meticulously recorded (photos included) in your firstborn child's baby book.
6 - number of years your next child's baby book sits lovingly preserved in its original box and cellophane wrapper before it's re-gifted to your pregnant niece - for her firstborn.
98.6 - normal temperature of a child.
101.6 - temperature of a child anytime Mom puts on lipstick, jewelry, and panty hose.
12 - number of months it takes a child to learn to sleep through the night.
216 - number of months until a child leaves for college, allowing you to sleep through the night again.
yea right ... I don't know Ken. I just copied/pasted it. 