I suppose I should be Jewish now

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
I took this little test on religion and I'm actually surprised at the answers which tell you which religion you should belong to. :shocking:

I was a catholic growing up, then dropped out and joined up with (their arch-enemies) the baptists for a little while before giving up completely on organized religion.

Here's my test results (the 1st 10):

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (97%) :yikes:
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (94%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (84%)
5. Sikhism (81%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (81%)
7. Reform Judaism (81%)
8. Seventh Day Adventist (81%)
9. Eastern Orthodox (73%)
10. Roman Catholic (73%)
 

Pete

Repete
Originally posted by Sharon
I took this little test on religion and I'm actually surprised at the answers which tell you which religion you should belong to. :shocking:

I was a catholic growing up, then dropped out and joined up with (their arch-enemies) the baptists for a little while before giving up completely on organized religion.

9. Eastern Orthodox (73%)
You are 73% Zutard? :yikes:
 

SuperGrover

jack of all trades
Re: Re: I suppose I should be Jewish now

Originally posted by Pete
You are 73% Zutard? :yikes:

wow you can read. do they let you click on the mouse button in the meetings too? or are you still working up to that level of responsiblility?
 

Pete

Repete
Re: Re: Re: I suppose I should be Jewish now

Originally posted by SuperGrover
wow you can read. do they let you click on the mouse button in the meetings too? or are you still working up to that level of responsiblility?
:bawl: :bawl: MODERATOR....MODERATOR....THIS MEAN PERSON IS PICKING ON ME !! PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP !! IT IS UNFAIR....OH MODERATOR !! :bawl: :bawl:
 

JabbaJawz

Be about it
Re: Re: Re: Re: I suppose I should be Jewish now

Originally posted by Pete
OH MODERATOR !! :bawl: :bawl:

She's gone home for the day. Give her an hour or 2, and she may come to your rescue. Probably not, though. :ohwell:
 

Pete

Repete
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I suppose I should be Jewish now

Originally posted by PFgal
She's gone home for the day. Give her an hour or 2, and she may come to your rescue. Probably not, though. :ohwell:
Thank you nice lady, if he keeps attacking me I will report him. :bawl: :bawl: I am so upset, I am trembling. Such a savage :bawl: :bawl:
 

Danzig

Well-Known Member
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Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Sharon, don't be afraid to embrace the inner Jew that resides in all of us. Tonight, try cooking potato latkes and renting Fiddler on the Roof. :lol:

Seriously, I didn't know that Catholics and Baptists were such mortal enemies, although I had some suspicions.

Although No. 1 for me was no surprise (I went to a UU church for a while), the others were interesting:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (93%)
4. Secular Humanism (89%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
7. New Age (68%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (67%)
9. Nontheist (66%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (65%)
11. New Thought (62%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)
13. Taoism (58%)
14. Reform Judaism (55%)
15. Scientology (55%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (43%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
19. Sikhism (38%)
20. Jainism (34%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (28%)
22. Islam (25%)
23. Orthodox Judaism (25%)
24. Hinduism (24%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (18%)
26. Roman Catholic (18%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (11%)
 

SuperGrover

jack of all trades
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I suppose I should be Jewish now

Originally posted by Pete
Thank you nice lady, if he keeps attacking me I will report him. :bawl: :bawl: I am so upset, I am trembling. Such a savage :bawl: :bawl:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: such a queen :lmao:
 

Pete

Repete
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I suppose I should be Jewish now

Originally posted by SuperGrover
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: such a queen :lmao:
Pleaseeeeeeee stop, you are hurting my feelings........you savage. Don't make me report you :bawl: :bawl:
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Originally posted by Tonio
Sharon, don't be afraid to embrace the inner Jew that resides in all of us. Tonight, try cooking potato latkes and renting Fiddler on the Roof. :lol:

Seriously, I didn't know that Catholics and Baptists were such mortal enemies, although I had some suspicions.

Although No. 1 for me was no surprise (I went to a UU church for a while), the others were interesting:

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (93%)
4. Secular Humanism (89%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (72%)
6. Neo-Pagan (71%)
7. New Age (68%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (67%)
9. Nontheist (66%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (65%)

Thanks Tonio, I need a recipe though. :lol: If you saw the movie Needful Things you'd get my joke. :wink:

I thought the test was interesting.

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Now if all the :loser: :dork: would please leave my thread and go back to your playground we might be able to have a serious discussion here. :rolleyes:
 

SmallTown

Football season!
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Bahá'í Faith (95%)
3. Liberal Quakers (93%)
4. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
5. Neo-Pagan (85%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)
7. Sikhism (76%)
8. New Age (74%)
9. Orthodox Judaism (73%)
10. Jainism (71%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)
12. Islam (66%)
13. New Thought (61%)
14. Hinduism (58%)
15. Secular Humanism (57%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (55%)
17. Taoism (54%)
18. Scientology (53%)
19. Orthodox Quaker (50%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (45%)
21. Roman Catholic (45%)
22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (40%)
23. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (38%)
24. Nontheist (35%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (35%)
26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (24%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (13%)
 

Christy

b*tch rocket
:yikes:

Anyone know where I can get me an Abaya? :confused: :shocking:

1. Islam (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
3. Reform Judaism (94%)
4. Sikhism (79%)
5. Bahá'í Faith (78%)
6. New Thought (74%)
7. Scientology (74%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
9. Liberal Quakers (73%)
10. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (71%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (69%)
12. Unitarian Universalism (67%)
13. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (65%)
14. Neo-Pagan (64%)
15. Hinduism (63%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (61%)
17. Mahayana Buddhism (60%)
18. Eastern Orthodox (60%)
19. Roman Catholic (60%)
20. Jainism (58%)
21. New Age (54%)
22. Theravada Buddhism (48%)
23. Jehovah's Witness (45%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (42%)
25. Secular Humanism (38%)
26. Taoism (34%)
27. Nontheist (32%)
 

Pete

Repete
1. Islam (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
3. Reform Judaism (87%)
4. Bahá'í Faith (80%)
5. Sikhism (78%)
6. Jainism (75%)
7. Liberal Quakers (73%)
8. Orthodox Quaker (73%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (68%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)
11. Unitarian Universalism (63%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (62%)
13. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (59%)
14. Hinduism (56%)
15. Jehovah's Witness (53%)
16. Theravada Buddhism (51%)
17. Eastern Orthodox (49%)
18. Neo-Pagan (49%)
19. Roman Catholic (49%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (49%)
21. New Age (43%)
22. New Thought (39%)
23. Secular Humanism (36%)
24. Scientology (34%)
25. Taoism (31%)
26. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)
27. Nontheist (29%)
 

Nanny Pam

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I was raised Roman Catholic. While visiting Cape May in 1976 we went to Mass there on Sunday. Jenn was crying her little heart out. She was only 2. The crying lasted for maybe 10 minutes. The woman behind me said, "take that kid out of here!! I can't follow the mass!!" The Priest saw the woman talking to me. I have to wonder if he actually heard her. He interrupted the Mass to reminded me that "she was Gods child and and she was allowed to express herself, no matter how loud she gets." I stayed.
After Mass, I gave that woman the 'evil eye.' It made me feel better.

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints Mormons (98%)

:confused: ^^^^^ WTF ?

3. Orthodox Quaker (89%)
4. Eastern Orthodox (84%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (84%)
6. Roman Catholic (84%)
7. Seventh Day Adventist (76%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (73%)
9. Islam (63%)
10. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (59%)
11. Hinduism (57%)
12. Sikhism (56%)
13. Reform Judaism (45%)
14. Liberal Quakers (37%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (34%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (32%)
17. Jainism (32%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (28%)
20. Scientology (28%)
21. Neo-Pagan (26%)
22. Theravada Buddhism (26%)
23. New Age (18%)
24. New Thought (18%)
25. Secular Humanism (13%)
26. Taoism (7%)
27. Nontheist (3%)
 
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darkriver4362

Guest
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Theravada Buddhism (90%)
3. Liberal Quakers (74%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)
5. Secular Humanism (70%)
6. Bahá'í Faith (68%)
7. Neo-Pagan (68%)
8. Nontheist (68%)
9. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)
10. New Age (50%)
11. New Thought (50%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (49%)
13. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (47%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (47%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
16. Taoism (40%)
17. Scientology (34%)
18. Orthodox Judaism (32%)
19. Reform Judaism (32%)
20. Hinduism (29%)
21. Jainism (28%)
22. Eastern Orthodox (24%)
23. Islam (24%)
24. Roman Catholic (24%)
25. Seventh Day Adventist (16%)
26. Orthodox Quaker (12%)
27. Sikhism (8%)

:lol: :lol:
 

Pete

Repete
Originally posted by Sharon

Now if all the :loser: :dork: would please leave my thread and go back to your playground we might be able to have a serious discussion here. :rolleyes:
Sowee :blushing: Are Othodox Jews the ones who have the long curly sideburns and wear black?
 

Christy

b*tch rocket
Originally posted by Pete
1. Islam (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (100%)

Hey Pete, which way should we go? Islam or Judaism? Are the Orthodox Jews the one's with the curly sideburns? :confused: I think you could pull it off. Really. :bubble:
 

Pete

Repete
Originally posted by Christy
Hey Pete, which way should we go? Islam or Judaism? Are the Orthodox Jews the one's with the curly sideburns? :confused: I think you could pull it off. Really. :bubble:
Well I have been to Isreal and Saudi Arabia and seen both up close and I am thinking the curly sideburns are not really that bad.
 
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