Fishns rules to gettin Women

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fishn guy

Guest
This will probably help at least one of you and thats good enough for me.
1. Do not ever go out in groups. groups of dudes dont get laid or even get numbers, its too imtimidating, unless you meet the wrong girls. 1 on 1 or if you walk up on a group is best, If her freinds think your ok you can probably chat for a bit.
2. Dont Tell them your the man just believe it. No reason to mess something up ir its going good. listen to the girl or at least make it look like your listening.
3. Relax be funny, joke. Dont be overbearing.
4. If she looks like she is interested then chill out let her do what she wants, even if its leave early, if you made a good impression she will probably cal you back.
5. last but not least dont make up a person to meet girls. Just grow a sack and walk up and say hi, no girl is out of your league and you should feel this way, Stop trying to impress them because they will use it against you and you will be called for comic relief for me when Im screwing your favorite chic later that night.
6. If you see the fishn guy in a bar buy me a friggin beer because you all owe me ya bass-turds
 
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DoWhat

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
fishn guy said:
This will probably help at least one of you and thats good enough for me.
1. Do not ever go out in groups. groups of dudes dont get laid or even get numbers, its too imtimidating, unless you meet the wrong girls. 1 on 1 or if you walk up on a group is best, If her freinds think your ok you can probably chat for a bit.
2. Dont Tell them your the man just believe it. No reason to mess something up ir its going good. listen to the girl or at least make it look like your listening.
3. Relax be funny, joke. Dont be overbearing.
4. If she looks like she is interested then chill out let her do what she wants, even if its leave early, if you made a good impression she will probably cal you back.
5. last but not least dont make up a person to meet girls. Just grow a sack and walk up and say hi, no girl is out of your league and you should feel this way, Stop trying to impress them because they will use it against you and you will be called for comic relief for me when Im screwing your favorite chic later that night.
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6. Tell them early that you love them
Go get em Kaz.
 
S

Shutterbug

Guest
This might help.....:smile:

Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is
found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans,
from taps and in large "kegs". 'Beer' is used by female sexual predators
at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have
sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of
'Beer' and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted.
After drinking 'Beer', men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after 'Beer' is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male
support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support
group nearest you, just look up "GOLF COURSES" in the phone book.
 
KCM

KCM

Right Where I Belong
kayellesee said:
Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is
found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans,
from taps and in large "kegs". 'Beer' is used by female sexual predators
at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have
sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of
'Beer' and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted.
After drinking 'Beer', men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after 'Beer' is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male
support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support
group nearest you, just look up "GOLF COURSES" in the phone book.
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:lol: OMG how true! :lol:
 
D

dems4me

Guest
fishn guy said:
This will probably help at least one of you and thats good enough for me.
1. Do not ever go out in groups. groups of dudes dont get laid or even get numbers, its too imtimidating, unless you meet the wrong girls. 1 on 1 or if you walk up on a group is best, If her freinds think your ok you can probably chat for a bit.
2. Dont Tell them your the man just believe it. No reason to mess something up ir its going good. listen to the girl or at least make it look like your listening.
3. Relax be funny, joke. Dont be overbearing.
4. If she looks like she is interested then chill out let her do what she wants, even if its leave early, if you made a good impression she will probably cal you back.
5. last but not least dont make up a person to meet girls. Just grow a sack and walk up and say hi, no girl is out of your league and you should feel this way, Stop trying to impress them because they will use it against you and you will be called for comic relief for me when Im screwing your favorite chic later that night.
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In Rule 4 -- are you referring to a woman as an "it" :shrug:
 
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HollowSoul

Guest
DoWhat said:
6. Tell them early that you love them
Go get em Kaz.
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7. When at all possible..cok-blok buddy so that you may weasel your way ahead of him.....
 
Chain729

Chain729

CageKicker Extraordinaire
dems4me said:
In Rule 4 -- are you referring to a woman as an "it" :shrug:
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"It" as applied in rule 4, references the action or actions that the girl chooses to carry out. "Leave early," references back to "it." "...even if its leave early" should have read: "...even if it's to leave early."
 
Ken King

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
fishn guy said:
This will probably help at least one of you and thats good enough for me.
1. Do not ever go out in groups. groups of dudes dont get laid or even get numbers, its too imtimidating, unless you meet the wrong girls. 1 on 1 or if you walk up on a group is best, If her freinds think your ok you can probably chat for a bit.
2. Dont Tell them your the man just believe it. No reason to mess something up ir its going good. listen to the girl or at least make it look like your listening.
3. Relax be funny, joke. Dont be overbearing.
4. If she looks like she is interested then chill out let her do what she wants, even if its leave early, if you made a good impression she will probably cal you back.
5. last but not least dont make up a person to meet girls. Just grow a sack and walk up and say hi, no girl is out of your league and you should feel this way, Stop trying to impress them because they will use it against you and you will be called for comic relief for me when Im screwing your favorite chic later that night.
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Number 1 is wrong, just don't be the one driving your buddies around so that you can still leave with a lady (or group of them) if they find you appealing.
 
BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
kayellesee said:
Warning for Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer". The drug is
found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans,
from taps and in large "kegs". 'Beer' is used by female sexual predators
at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have
sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of
'Beer' and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach.

After several Beers, men will often succumb to the desires to perform
sexual acts on horrific looking women whom they would never normally be
attracted.
After drinking 'Beer', men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after 'Beer' is administered and sex is offered by the predatory
females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
to this 'Beer' and the women administering it..... there are male
support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support
group nearest you, just look up "GOLF COURSES" in the phone book.
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How's come I never get this lucky?:confused:
 
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fishn guy

Guest
Here I am, trying to help out some folks, spreading joy to all. I get bad karma for it. So Im Going back to edit my original post to what you really should do. :moon:
 
gumbo

gumbo

FIGHT CLUB !
fishn guy said:
Here I am, trying to help out some folks, spreading joy to all. I get bad karma for it. So Im Going back to edit my original post to what you really should do. :moon:
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:cheers: Tell us what we should really do :notworthy
Cavemen had the right idea?
See what you like, Then club her in the head,
Like a baby seal and drag her back to the cave. :lmao:
One rule : Allways drag them by the hair.
Not there feet :high5:
Cause if you don't they will fill up with dirt,
And dirt hurts :killingme
 
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