grizmonkey
Member
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this clerk with the most
massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd
like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets
to Tittsburgh' So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table with my wife and I meant to
say,'Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, honey.' But I accidentally said,
"You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch."
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"
The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister
accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this clerk with the most
massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd
like two tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets
to Tittsburgh' So she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table with my wife and I meant to
say,'Please pour me a bowl of Corn Flakes, honey.' But I accidentally said,
"You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed, bitch."
